Ok, not three quite yet in blogtime.
After the rough overnight train journey, we arrived at Ernakulam Junction station at 10:30am. Hauled our luggage into the trunk of a white Ambassador taxi and rode to Maple Regency, checking into a decent but hot and sticky room. Had a much needed shower (I mention showers a lot because they are often the most satisfying part of our days!), and then happily plopped down on the bed with the fan on max, and watched some TV. We were pretty exhausted and doing nothing was just what we needed. Managed to drag ourselves out to lunch to a great spot we went back to 2 more times. Discovered a Keralan specialty bread: appam - must learn how to make it. Inquired about the tea plantations in the hills of Munnar on our way back to our room, an outing we had really been looking forward to. But we didn't know it was so far: 5hr bus ride each way, and we wanted to do the trip in one day (had no choice since we were meeting Jim two mornings later). After spending so much time on transportation, we decided to forget Munnar. Back to our room for more TV lounging, then emerged again only for dinner, and came right back to the telly afterwards. (Ok, so we spent a lot of time loafing in from of the tube that day, but we really did need some rest.)
Next day, instead of seeing the lush green tea hills of Munnar, we went for a field trip to... the mall! Sounds as bad as watching TV all day, but again, it was needed. Weather is still unbearably hot and humid down here, and all we want to do is be in air-conditioning. What better place to get it for hours than a slick, western-style mall. Got a tuk-tuk there, 7 km north of downtown, and loved the cold that greeted us. Checked the ticket counter for Bollywood movie times, booked one for 4pm, so had 2 hours to stroll around. Bought some jewelry, jubejubes (for the movie), and books. Yes, more books. Movie was called Agent Vinod, another pretty tacky bollywood number, so loud I thought my eardrums would pop, but overall, better than I expected it to be. We managed to follow the general plotline with the Hinglish they spoke (80% Hindi, 20% English). Got a ride back to town and went to the guidebook-recommended Grand Pavillion Restaurant in the Grand Hotel along Mahatma Gandhi Road for our last dinner just the two of us, sniff-sniff (meeting Jim the next morning). Dined in style, then back to our room for a little more TV before bed.
Jim had e-mailed us the name of the hotel we were staying at the first two nights, and told us to meet him in the lobby at 10am (he was flying in from Salt Lake City). We googled it (www.bolgattypalacekochi.com) and when I saw the photos of the palace suites on the main page, I thought, Wow, I wonder what our rooms will look like. Lo and behold, when Jim leads us to our room, it's a palace suite. Blaire and I have one to ourselves, and Jim has another. Our rooms didn't even have numbers, they had names. Blaire and I were in Vermeer, and Jim was in Van Dyck. We knew he liked to spoil his daughter and niece, but this was living like royalty! Wait till you see photos of our room. And a few steps from our palatial veranda was the beautiful palace pool. (Though, like the ocean water in Goa, it was not at all refreshing. They need water coolers rather than water heaters down here!) Jim napped a bit after we all had a nice breakfast together at the palace buffet while starting our catching up. Lounged by the pool, relaxed in our room (well, palatial home with 5 rooms), then all went back to the Pavilion Restaurant for dinner where Blaire and I ate the night before. Back to our palace suite for TV and bed.
After another Bolgatty breakfast buffet, we got a ride to the boat jetty, where a 5 cent ferry took us across the water to Jew Town (it was actually called that). Sweltering walk around town, great main street, lots of ancient buildings and great scenes of daily life. Went into the Dutch Palace museum, where I spent more time standing in front of the fans holding my shirt up (just a little) rather than in front of the artifacts. Walked by the synagogue, and along Jew Street (yes, it was again called that), and stopped in at Cafe Jew Town (yup). Walked by a shop that sold nothing but garlic, great photo of it (which will appear on my photoblog in, well, a long time). Back to the boat jetty, where Jim stood in the Gents line, and Blaire and I stood in the Ladies line to get our tickets. Back to Bolgatty for a swim and some poolside bar snacks. Then got a cab ride (we have a personal driver) to the Kerala Folklore Museum, a really impressive collection of performing arts pieces (among lots of other cool knick-knacks). Back to Bolgatty for buffet dinner, TV, early bed.
Alarm at 8 to be ready for our pick-up at 9 to head down to Allepey where we'd be going on a houseboat tour in the backwaters. Couple hour drive, and then boarded our own, private houseboat. Thought there would be a few families on one, but no, just two rooms, one for Blaire and I and one for Jim. Still livin' like royalty! Lounged on the boat, watched the great scenery and local life go by, pulled The God of Small Things back out (takes place in Kerala, so thought this would be the perfect place to read chapter 2). Stopped at a small market to pick up some fresh fish for our boat crew to cook up for our dinner and lunch. Meals were amazing, but could have fed 10 (I hope someone ate our leftovers... such a shame to waste all that!). More reading, photo-taking, and some card-playing after dinner. Boat docked for the night, had a great sleep.
Lovely tea and breakfast on board, then engine back on at 8. Floated around for an hour before 9am final dock. Our driver brought us back to Kochi, this time to the Fort Kochi area, where we stayed at the wonderful Old Lighthouse Hotel (www.oldlighthousehotel.com). We were greeted with flower garlands and fresh juice. Checked in, then walked around town, and came back for our complimentary arrival reflexology foot massages! Blaire and I continued with our own little spa, painting our fingernails and toenails pretty bright colors. Walked to town for dinner and an evening concert of tabla and sitar at the Kerala Kathakali Centre.
Up at 8 after a pretty sleepless night. AC not working properly, slits in the windows and doors letting mosquitoes in which bit and buzzed all night. Breakfast at the town bakery, near the great Loafer's Corner Cafe (where we stopped for shakes yesterday). Ambassador ride to the jetty again, 5 cent ferry to Ernakulam part of town (where Blaire and I stayed when we arrived) to get on a tour boat. Had noticed lots of party-music boats going by in the last few days, thought we'd try one. We could either get a Regular boat for $1 per person, or a Special boat for $5 per person. Difference: on the regular one you have to wait for 20 people to be on before it leaves. Place was deserted, so we paid the extra for the Special, immediate departure boat. It felt pretty strange being a large empty boat. Chairs were set up for about 30, and we were 3. And there was no party music. And the sight-seeing spots along the way were all places we had already been: Bolgatty Palace, Chinese fishing nets, Jew town. Didn't matter. All we wanted was to be out on the water on a moving boat - it was again ridiculously hot, humid and muggy. Water breeze helped a little. Got off, went to Coffee Beanz, great lunch spot Blaire and I had discovered when we were there a few days ago. Back to Fort Kochi, back to Old Lighthouse for nap. AC still not working, told front desk as we headed out for dinner, said it would be in order when we returned. Quick meal before concert #2, this time a tabla-harmonium-singing combo. Saw better versions of this up north in Rishikesh (sigh... miss my little home). Back to Old Lighthouse, AC not fixed, but managed a decent sleep.